"Oh he's football crazy, he's football mad. The football it had taken away the little bit of sense he had. And it would take a dozen skivvies to wash his clothes and scrub, since Paul became a member of that terrible football club."
Anyone remember that musical gem from their school days? We used to whip off our jumpers (oo-er) at primary school, raise them high above our heads, wave them frantically and sing in time to that witty little ditty with Mrs Fox, our music teacher.
Ah, them were the days.
Anyway, COME ON ENGLAND! You can do it!